There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. - Unknown
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 . - T-Shirt
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d - tee shirt
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Unknown
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly - T-Shirt
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code - Unknown
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be. -Unknown
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Unknown