On IT

Programming

In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.

PASCAL: Programmers Against Structured Code And Language

PASCAL: Programming as simply changing articles longer --iDog

Others

Microsoft products are generally bug free. --Bill Gates

Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public FTP server and let the rest of the world make copies. -- Linus T.